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Once again there has been some trouble down at the local, with Harrisons phone being taken by some lovely honest person. Apparently the number has allready been changed according to telecom. If anyone knows anything about this can you post back here or let harry know.
Its a blue nokia 2280, about 4 years old and its beyond me why you’d want to steal it
And by the way, if you have stolen it, your likely to get killed by a flying hip check from harrison, or someone from kings.
Also so if that wasn’t bad enough like regan Harry has some good family ties with the Japanese yakuza, who will hunt you down, and chop of a finger a day until the phone is returned. And if you dont rreturn the phone it’ll be no use to you anyway as you wont have any fingers to use it with
Maybe you should take a long hard look at yourself, harrison is now unable to text all his ladys, something a NZIHL superstar cant have. Think about the damage, stress and pain you’ve caused poor harry.
Shame on you!
Just return and create a better more trust worthy caring community, for everyone, including you, think of the warm fuzzys you’ll get from returning it, the feel good fator. Which would be a change instead of stealing
But they lose either way Rhysey.
Because lets be honest about the situation. We will hunt them down in the end if they dont give it back, murdering family members along the way or simply leaving them fingerless. And if they actually do get the courage to give it back secretly, rent-a-cop Stiff will fingerprint it and do some expert CSI analysis using techniques hes seen on the TV show, revealing the thief anyway… I think it involves flour and water?
Then we can throw the perpetrator off lovers leap and make it look like no one else was involved… make the note up saying they “couldnt go on living with the guilt of stealing Harrisons phone – knowing they were seriously reducing his chances with his vast range of female “friends”…” It sounds like the perfect plan…Mabye harry faked it being stolen to claim the insurance, because it was quite dated, a new phone would be really nice…
Na but honestly we have to find these thiefs!!! Mabye its Neil or Simon making a bit on the side? Did I just say that? What do you think Rhys? Shall we interrogate Simon using our security guard and surf lifeguard rescue skills?
If you are caught you have to play against Rhys in a DIHL game and push him to the limit revealing the fists of fury!!! Or mabye we just burn them at the stake like it the old days and just claim to police that they were a witch, or committed adultery…
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