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July 28, 2008 at 7:00 pm #677
battered_and_bruised
MemberThere will be some that may be considered dirty but what can you do? NOTHING THAT’S WHAT CAUSE IT’S BLOODY CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!
“When an episode of [i:25wigot2]Walker, Texas Ranger[/i:25wigot2] aired in France, The French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.”
These are for Rhys and Stefan. Something to live up to mainly…although I don’t know why Stefan has a picture of him for his profile because he couldn’t grow facial hair if his life depended on it and the fact that he is not nearly as tough as Chuck. I mean Chuck would have kept playing even with a broken leg!
July 28, 2008 at 9:20 pm #9291Rhys M
MemberChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
hahaha, love it wick, thought I’d throw another one into the mix. Yes this is how I live my life
July 29, 2008 at 2:06 pm #9292battered_and_bruised
MemberA Simple one for today:
“Guns don’t kill people, Chuck Norris does.”
I knew you would love it Rhys. It’s all for you man.
July 30, 2008 at 7:08 pm #9293battered_and_bruised
Member“Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.”
The ad for these is that you can’t eat just one, but cause Chuck Norris is, we Chuck Norris, he has the sheer strength and will power to eat just one.
July 31, 2008 at 4:44 pm #9294battered_and_bruised
MemberChuck Norris killed the Pope with a roundhouse kick to the chest after an argument over who had a better beard, Jesus or Norris.
August 1, 2008 at 2:43 am #9295Azzy77
ModeratorHands up who hates people who have signatures bigger than there message
Okay hands down, Just as I thought
Hands up who thought Chuck Norris facts stopped being relevant at least a year ago
Okay hands down, yes me too
Love you Ryan
August 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm #9296battered_and_bruised
MemberScrew you Aaron, I’m going top keep doing this because I find it com,ical and have nothing better to do right now. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!
“Chuck Norris is strong enough to punch through steel, yet delicate enough to cradle a newborn to sleep.”
Love you Aaron…but don’t tell Stefan because he will get jealous lol.
August 6, 2008 at 5:50 am #9297thirteen
MemberDid you know that Chuck Norris wasn’t born? He was raised in the wild by bears
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