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  • #236
    Azzy77
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    Now I am not going to tell you how I know this.

    But there has been confirmed sightings, of Jenel Bode, eating TWO thats right not just one but TWO cheese burgers, large fries and a Large coke.

    Now I don’t about you, but I have been in eating my post-practise fast food in fear that Bode will find out, because we are not allowed!!

    The hypocrisy has been exposed, so next time you are chowing down on your big juicy Big Mac, or you Whopper, Just think What would Bode do, and realise this she would not chastise you know she would be there along side you eating that burger with you.

    So Eat on my friends eat on..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VilgP2UtsI

    This man too was denied his burger for too long, and can’t we all relate Bodes drills to kicking trees

    #4285
    rookie19
    Member

    Azzy, i say we let go of our fears and eat the 11:00pm KFC [b:3n4al730]we so rightfully earn each and every practice[/b:3n4al730].

    [b:3n4al730]Too long have we sat in the far corner seats of KFC[/b:3n4al730], in fear that She may see us, and we would face [b:3n4al730]unknown consequences for our actions[/b:3n4al730]. We have been denied the beautiful view that the front KFC window offers, the sparkling lights of Woolworths, the unmatched grace and finess of the fuel pump workers of BP; all because we are in fear of appearing as common men… [b:3n4al730]And we all know that common men go no where[/b:3n4al730].

    Azzy is completely right, each time you face a controversial situation remember the letters: [b:3n4al730]”WWBD”[/b:3n4al730]

    [b:3n4al730]”What Would Bode Do”[/b:3n4al730]

    #4286

    Perhaps we should combine it with urban sprinting?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBctCjlFkpk

    "from Youtube":3qbdy4ch wrote:
    Urban Sprinting , how do you play it :

    You find a shop with a security guard
    You get ur security tag , and let the alarm go on
    You didn’t take nothing , but he will still chase you
    Run to the closest Burger King or McDonalds and order some Cheeseburger with Fucking chicken nuggets , Way ![/quote:3qbdy4ch]

    #4287
    Kyle
    Member

    What, you have to run from the rink to the nearest fast food place, with Bode on your tail?

    Bode’s pretty good on blades. I reckon she’d knock you down way before you got near any stinkin’ half cooked chicken.

    #4288
    Azzy77
    Moderator

    I know i posted that video, but it cracks me up everytime

    I deserve a hot juicy Burger, and not because I can tear a phone book in half with my Bare Hands
    NO because I have a mouth  :'(, and it wants one

    that is funny stuff

    #4289
    Azzy77
    Moderator

    Wait a minute Bode is not in here is she??

    Cos I am scared, I heard she got a new jug cord….

    Please don’t bench me !

    #4290

    Lol, yes she has seen it and she’s coming round for dinner in 10 minutes and I’ll be leaving this page open for her to see <img decoding=” title=”Smiley” />

    Ryan,

    PS: Dinner is Fajitas in case you were wondering. No McDonalds, KFC or Burger King tonight <img decoding=” title=”Tongue” />

    #4291
    Jack
    Member

    Whats a Fa-Ji-Ta? pardon my ignorance! Oh and Bode, I haven’t been at training cuz im injured!! honest!! I got concussed when we last played q-town!!! <img decoding=” title=”Tongue” />

    #4292
    "Jack":hcrkjdvl wrote:
    Whats a Fa-Ji-Ta? pardon my ignorance![/quote:hcrkjdvl]

    [float=right][img:hcrkjdvl]http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~rll1980/fajita%20mov.jpg[/img:hcrkjdvl][/float]A fajita (pronounced /fax’ita/, similar to “fa-he-tah”) is a generic term used in Tex-Mex cuisine, referring to grilled meat served on a flour or corn tortilla. Though originally only beef, popular meats today also include chicken, pork and shrimp. In restaurants, the meat is often cooked with onions and bell peppers. Popular condiments are sour cream, guacamole, salsa, pico de gallo, cheese, and tomato.

    In Spanish, fajita is the diminutive form of the word faja which translates to “belt” or “girdle” in English. Butchers along the Texas border with Mexico used the word to refer to the diaphragm muscle of a steer. Researchers found references to Hispanic ranch hands eating this cut of beef in a tortilla with condiments as early as the 1930s but the word fajita is not known to have appeared in print until 1975.

    The cut is known in the U.S. as the skirt steak, and remains popular for making fajitas. In fact, many purists insist that only skirt steak can be used for making fajitas, and that the use of other meats, such as chicken, constitutes another dish altogether. Regardless, use of the word fajita has evolved from the term for a cut of beef to include the cooking method (thus chicken fajita) and also to define the grilled strips of peppers and onions that usually accompany the meat.

    Sonny Falcon is believed to have operated the first commercial fajita taco stand at a weeklong outdoor event in Kyle, Texas in 1969. He also went to rodeos, fairs, and outdoor festivals selling his fajita taco. An Austin reporter christened him “The Fajita King” and Falcon was able to trademark the name.

    The food became popular in restaurants such as Ninfa’s and other Mexican and Tex-Mex restaurants in Houston and San Antonio, Texas. Ninfa’s originally called the dish tacos al carbon and later tacos a la Ninfa before using the term fajita.

    In many restaurants, the fajita meat is brought to the table sizzling loudly on a metal platter or skillet, with the tortillas and condiments served on the side. This presentation is credited to Chef George Weidmann, chef of the Hyatt Regency La Vista restaurant in Austin, Texas. The “sizzling fajita” was created by Weidmann in 1982.

    Ryan,

    #4293
    matt a
    Member

    out the above 24 lines of pretenscious crap, all i got was that there is a town in texas called kyle. You been there big guy?

    #4294
    Kyle
    Member

    Heh. No, Never been to Texas. Closest I ever got was Nor’leans.

    It’s clearly a bustling metropolis though. Top news ‘highlight’ on their web site is ‘The City of Kyle is now under our Stage One Water Management Plan!’ It’s the exclamation point that makes it clear just how exciting that is in Kyle, TX.

    Other big news in Kyle, TX:

    “The opening of Kyle’s first full service grocery store is still a few weeks away, but other retailers are rapidly filling in the surrounding store fronts in anticipation of HEB’s grand opening in June.”

    Wow, my town is about to open a grocery store. Sweet.

    #4295
    "Azzy77":2anxn3g3 wrote:
    Cos I am scared, I heard she got a new jug cord….[/quote:2anxn3g3]

    After explaining to her what a jug cord is (Canadians  :<img decoding=” title=”Roll Eyes” />) she is planning to bring one to practice tomorrow to teach you a hockey lesson you’ll never forget.

    Ryan,

    PS: The fajita’s were gooood  <img decoding=” title=”Grin” /> Those Canadians may not know what a jug cord is, but they sure do know how to make a fajita <img decoding=” title=”Smiley” />

    #4296
    Azzy77
    Moderator

    Oh god…..

    Just as long as you didn’t explain to her what to do with jug.

    OR

    Who Azzy77 is!!!

    #4297
    Joe
    Member

    OK I give up, what’s a jug cord?  And what or who is an Azzy77?

    And I hate to break it to you Kiwis but ‘Fajitas’ is American for pretenscious fake Mexican food.  And Canadians know nothing about real Mexican food. There is zero decent Mexican food in Canada.  I know this all too well.

    #4298

    haha Joe got the squirts from shotty mexican food lol. Azzy is none other then the stripping goalie with the lon hair!!! Get a haircut you hippy!!!!

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