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weell? should he?
[i:1z7i1agw]Edit by Chris: I couldn’t just leave the subject heading looking like that, could I?[/i:1z7i1agw]
chduck noreris?
Man. I thought doctors were supposed to have undecipherable handwriting. Don’t tell me in the age of computers that’s been transferred to typing?
Well this has to rank up there as one of the weirdest topics to be posted here!
But perhaps the pertinent question should be “can gods become knights?”
http://chucknorrisisgod.com/%5B/url:3avtp7ac%5DRyan,
well it has… i think i have a solution however, a means of resolving all the tension, all the abuse, all the crude homosexual slander and all the mindless garble that is polluting our sacred domain.
This has become an epic thread:
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“I will sweep away everything in all your land,” says the LORD. “I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity,” says the LORD. “I will crush Judah and Jerusalem with my fist and destroy every last trace of their Baal worship. I will put an end to all the idolatrous priests, so that even the memory of them will disappear. For they go up to their roofs and bow to the sun, moon, and stars. They claim to follow the LORD, but then they worship Molech, too. So now I will destroy them! And I will destroy those who used to worship me but now no longer do. They no longer ask for the LORD’s guidance or seek my blessings.” (Zephaniah 1:2-6 NLT)
While we all appreciate your enthusiasm matt, we should probably keep things secular.
And also: What the f***?
If the forum hath descended the bowels of hell, rather than descended into them, does that imply that the forum is now in the colon of hell?
For the dazed and confused, the daily partaking of the bread and gospel reading was supposed to be our salvation, a chance for us all to raise the forum from the colon/anus of hell.
I also feel like a small child placed in his playpen to amuse himself with his-self. But no matter, self exploration is fun. Self improvement is masturbation, to quote the epic movie “fight club” and im in a masturbating kind of mood.
However i feel saddened that i can no longer waste the ocular lifespan of kyles eyes by forcing him to dredge through the garble to find the now and relevant, because i just know he is pretty much never going to read this forum, damn his sense.
Alot of things have been on my mind lately. One is the disturbing drama the whole phantoms team had to endure whilst ryan wick spoke to us in a strained french-canadian accent for the duration of the game on tues. i waas nut veerey appee, sacre bleu! palle vouz francais? haha i cant. Another was when blake tried to speak to us from 1.5 metres away, but the pure strength and raw pulsating power of his “red beard” was all too much for his weak voice, the sound simply being dissapated in the wirey labyrinth of flame on his face, neither finding exit nor hole.
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