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    "Kyle":d4frmxuy wrote:
    "Chris":d4frmxuy wrote:
    Oh, by the way, I also noticed that you are an exceedingly tall man. Has anyone ever pointed this out to you?
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    Actually I was watching the video clip of the Sharks Johnnies OB game that Ryan posted when I was refereeing.

    I was astounded by just how short everyone else on the rink was. Did y’all forget to grow or something?
    [/quote:d4frmxuy]

    Hypothetical Mother: Now Little Johnny, eat your greens or you won’t grow up big and tall like Kyle!
    Little Johnny: So, if I eat my greens, I’ll be as tall as Kyle?
    HM: Yes Johnny
    LJ: But HM, everyone makes fun of Kyle. They say he’s really goddamn tall
    HM: Well, LJ, that’s because he [i:d4frmxuy]is[/i:d4frmxuy] really goddamn tall
    LJ: If I don’t eat my greens, but eat lots of pies, will I grow up fat like Chris?
    HM: Yes, LJ
    LJ: Screw the greens. I’d rather be fat and cool like Chris than tall and goofy like Kyle
    HM: Good boy LJ. You got the Ninja in you

    Chris
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    Yeah, I noticed that.

    Oh, by the way, I also noticed that you are an exceedingly tall man. Has anyone ever pointed this out to you?

    Chris
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    That was good fun! I enjoyed it

    What actually happened to the kid who I got called for slashing? Did I trip him with my stick or munch him or something?

    Whatever it was, I didn’t notice it! He was pretty good, actually. Jamie (sp?) had a good game in goal too.

    Lucky for us that Ryan, Kyle and Jacques didn’t play hard out, or we would have been seriously demolished <img decoding=” title=”Cheesy” />

    in reply to: T-Blades? #4525
    Chris
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    Hmm, they look interesting at the very least. I’d be keen to give them a try

    in reply to: Paul Roth, the singing lecturer/hockey dad #4519
    Chris
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    [quote:1vr6ekwh]Paul is Chris’s lecturer AFAIK[/quote:1vr6ekwh]
    He is indeed!

    A few more votes and I’ll post it <img decoding=” title=”Cheesy” />

    in reply to: ODT Sports Page #4335
    Chris
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    I’ll ask my old man where the USB scanner is and post it tonight.

    in reply to: New Zealand Can’t get better then this #4512
    Chris
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    They really struggled with the whole “Ice Black” thing though. They couldn’t get the plurals down, and at one stage called them “Black Ice”

    in reply to: 24 hour hockey game or longer???? #4387
    Chris
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    Kyle, you are stupidly tall.

    Feel the shame.

    in reply to: New Zealand Can’t get better then this #4509
    Chris
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    God damnit ryan, stop letting your fantasies interfere with reality

    in reply to: New Zealand Can’t get better then this #4506
    Chris
    Member

    Wow, that’s great! It’s awesome to see NZ getting a little bit of exposure

    in reply to: ODT Sports Page #4331
    Chris
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    Meh, I don’t mind doing that. My website is just there because I enjoy coding <img decoding=” title=”Tongue” />

    in reply to: ODT Sports Page #4328
    Chris
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    Oooh, I don’t need one of those sex change things do I? Because, to be honest, I like being a man.

    Sorry Joe, none of this halfsies business for me.

    in reply to: ODT Sports Page #4326
    Chris
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    "Joe":1is3l37t wrote:
    "Chris":1is3l37t wrote:
    My scanner is, for some strange reason, unwilling to email it to me. It’s having issues, and I can’t find my usb scanner
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    Hey Tort Boy,
    Sue the bastard that sold it to you. And the flunky that imported it.  And the manufacturer.
    ODT can do a story about your legal success  and we can copy and paste it here.  Impunity!
    [/quote:1is3l37t]

    LOL Joe, you’re such a cunny funt.

    When I grow up, can I be just like you?

    in reply to: 24 hour hockey game or longer???? #4385
    Chris
    Member

    I can actually skate so fast that I generate the 1.21 Jiggowatts needed to power the flux capacitor!

    in reply to: ODT Sports Page #4324
    Chris
    Member

    My scanner is, for some strange reason, unwilling to email it to me. It’s having issues, and I can’t find my usb scanner

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