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fitting ryan, considering i play with you, and i personally have seen the flame on your face engulf birds and small children before. If it got any bigger, it could have it’s own hockey stick and could be quite useful in games/taking over the world.
haha sorry dudes, i got mofo’en exams/exam this week a, but i can play next week…. that does sound embarrasing, and to think of all that smack that was talked after the first game about the phantoms being stacked……. whoever said that is a homo. i will be there in spirit form though ryan, but il stay away from the goal posts. And yes, you are dreamy ryan. in a cadbury dream chocolate kind of way. Anyway can hear sirens, gotta go
haha what, who and how is joe waging a psychological war against? and when have i ever done so aswell? Joe is my hero, and it is only fitting that we have similar attributes; he told me he especially liked my chicken-self-fellatio comment. I do welcome praise and i take a great pride in my work.
And p.s sorry to the master overlords who preside over this humble forum’s existence; i could’t figure out how to make a poll in the “off topic topic”.
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And happy birthday Zanzee!!! not that you’ve posted on this forum in the last couple of months or anything, at least you will receive this message/s in spirit, as we all know online forums transcend all boundaries of reality.
dare i say, ryans gorgeous face could perhaps be mistaken for another….. a certain person who has been the topic of much discussion around here….. see the poll for more…
"Azzy77":eyekhm0h wrote:I don’t know about skynet, they are probably too busy developing the Terminator to broadcast live hockey games, but maybe…
[/quote:eyekhm0h]ahaha you crack me up, azzy.
"Azzy77":eyekhm0h wrote:cos as we all know I am far to pretty for prison.
[/quote:eyekhm0h]you’re never too pretty for prison azza and i hear/know the pretty ones are the most popular anyways, so no worries. haha can’t get over the skynet call, poor joe, hes a nice guy at heart you know. For a stay at home dad, that is. nah you’re awesome joe. Even if you do stay at home all day and do nothing except sit around and wonder who’s at the rink while your woman saves the world and brings home the salted pork commonly referred to as bacon.
nice to see someone who’s bloody sensible round here, cheers tom.
Mines the great one, i once watched that official documentary series on him, with keifer sutherland hahaha cracked me up, they had like little old ladies on there saying “i cried for 3 days when wayne was drafted to the kings. I really did” quote unquote haha
The avatar of god is supposed to aid the ascension of the forum, ok ryan? Not all of us are knights of might and magic mmmk? (although i suspect azzy might be, the way he debated the soap vs soap argument was almost paranormal)
For the dazed and confused, the daily partaking of the bread and gospel reading was supposed to be our salvation, a chance for us all to raise the forum from the colon/anus of hell.
I also feel like a small child placed in his playpen to amuse himself with his-self. But no matter, self exploration is fun. Self improvement is masturbation, to quote the epic movie “fight club” and im in a masturbating kind of mood.
However i feel saddened that i can no longer waste the ocular lifespan of kyles eyes by forcing him to dredge through the garble to find the now and relevant, because i just know he is pretty much never going to read this forum, damn his sense.
Alot of things have been on my mind lately. One is the disturbing drama the whole phantoms team had to endure whilst ryan wick spoke to us in a strained french-canadian accent for the duration of the game on tues. i waas nut veerey appee, sacre bleu! palle vouz francais? haha i cant. Another was when blake tried to speak to us from 1.5 metres away, but the pure strength and raw pulsating power of his “red beard” was all too much for his weak voice, the sound simply being dissapated in the wirey labyrinth of flame on his face, neither finding exit nor hole.
“I will sweep away everything in all your land,” says the LORD. “I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity,” says the LORD. “I will crush Judah and Jerusalem with my fist and destroy every last trace of their Baal worship. I will put an end to all the idolatrous priests, so that even the memory of them will disappear. For they go up to their roofs and bow to the sun, moon, and stars. They claim to follow the LORD, but then they worship Molech, too. So now I will destroy them! And I will destroy those who used to worship me but now no longer do. They no longer ask for the LORD’s guidance or seek my blessings.” (Zephaniah 1:2-6 NLT)
